My Bestest Frend

My bestest frend I eva ad is Wilbur. I fink I love im mor than anyfing I eva lovd befor. E was jus so perfect an always tellin me off for swearin or trumpin or doin somat wrong cos ee a big goody two shoos! But that why I lov im. Cos ee so gud. An even wen I did bad shit ee neva be angree wiv me an ee always forgiv me strayt away. Even wen I well orrible to him. I not be well orrible on purpose, jus wen I in a moodalage.

We playd a lot at school an we cliymb trees lowds. An ee say somfing that I not undastand an then ee explayn it an tayk ages so I know wot ee sayin an then I realiys that wot ee sed was well cleva. But ee always explayn it for me. He wood look at somfing for ayges an then ee say somfing well cleva abowt it an then jus walk off.

I fink ee torkd wiv is ghosties that followd im arownd evrywher. Ee always sayin shit that they told im. Ee jus stare into spayc an then say somfing abowt me an I fink ~ Ow did ee know that? An I realiys that ee been told by one of is ghosties or ee jus stare at u an then tell u wot all of ur problems wer. It well weird at first, then I jus got usd to it, an ee neva did any bad shit wiv all is thorts, he onlee eva elped peepl.

We did lots of sexy stuff togeva an ee be well interestd in my bodee an I was wiv is. It cool if u av a frend who u can jus stare at an they not mind. Cos ee jus stare at me too. I fink kids shud look at eech ova mor an ask fings an play wiv eech ova. Cos if u do that then u lern. An if u get niyc feelins then u lern wot mayk bowf of u appee. Grown ups r scared to play wiv eech ova cos they grown up. An I fink a lot of kids get liyk that cos the adults mayk them think it wrong. How can it be wrong if u just interestd in somebodys body? If u not doin owt that they don’t mind then it shud be ok.

I ad a lovlee summa torkina n playin wiv Wilbur. I wantd to spend all my tiym wiv im cos ee liyk a little brova, an ee a bit liyk a boyfriend as well. Not gay an stuff, jus cos we lov eech ova so much. I fink we all be much betta peepl if we lovd eech ova mor. An u onlee get to lov peepl if u know them. An that incloods ur bodees.

We always sleep togeva an that well niyc. It not no gay stuff liyk. It jus lovlee to be abl to cuddl sombodee. Evreebodee liyks babbies an they cuddle them an Wilbur jus a liyk a big babby. I always feel warm an appee wen I cudllin sombodee. But not jus a cuddl liyk a hug, but u gotta feel wiv ur miynd an ur soul an ur spirit. Cos to be reel frends u ave to cuddl eech ovas spirits as well. If u do that then u undastand eech ova betta an u feel so much betta. An then u reellee lov eech ova insiyd an owtsiyd ur bodee.

I got me birfday in 3 days an I gonna be a teenaga. I wos well exitd abowt it an I finkin I gonna av fun. But then I reliys that Wilbur as is birfday 6 days afta me, an ee ded. Ee diyd last summa cos is heart forgot to keep beetin cos it ad a battery rechargin problem an it went flat. That not the teknical descripshun. It jus ow I fink of it. So ee jus neva woked up an jus diyd insted. I was well pissd off cos ee neva do owt rong eva I know. An ee onlee eva elpd peepl. He not beleev in God an I fink ee bloodee riyt cos ther no way ther can be a God thing if ee mayk reellee niyc kids liyk Wilbur die for no reeson an naughty kids liyk me carree on doin bad shit. So if God so gud, why ee do that then?

So now I finkin that ee not gonna av a veree niyc birfday cos ee ded. I know ee flys arownd an visits me an Wilburs Dad an Templeton an ova peepl, but u carnt blow no candles owt on ur cayk if u a ghostie! An u carnt get the bumps if u a ghostie. An nobodee can giv u a well niyc birthday kiss an a hug if u a ghostie. So I recon ee not gonna ave a veree gud birfday.

An I miss im shit lowds! I know I av Templeton an ee me well bestest frend that still av a bodee, but Ee liv 3426 miles away, an that a bit of a long way for a hug. I lov im lowds an lowds but ee not my littl pink Wilbur wiv is littl pink bod an is littl pink voice. An Templeton carnt wash me in the showa liyk Wilbur cud. So ee got a well disadvantag. So I not got nobodee I can cuddl liyk Wilbur. An that mayks me well sad.

I onlee know Wilbur a year an ee me bestest frend eva. So if ee still aliyv I fink wot we be liyk now an all the shit we wud av don an wot gud frends we be now.

So I gonna leev a candl burnin on me cake on me birfday for Wilbur. An I gonna wish that ee appee for is birfday an that ee can av my bodee anee tiym ee wants an walk arownd on erth agen. As long as ee brings it bak in gud condition an lets me bak in eventulee.

I love u, Wilbur. Appee Birfday!