Why is it that parents turn into babbys wen they get drunk?
Me Mam starts making silly girly noises an wants to kiss me lowds an me Dad coms into me bedroom at a stupid time of the mornin to lean over me stinkin of shitty cigars an booze an tries to kiss me but always falls on top of me.
I wonder if any kid has ever bin killd by a fallin drunk Dad as he tumbles across his neck with 100 kilos of drunken slob snappin it in two? Or found in the mornin drownd in a puddle of Mam's sloppy kisses wiv all is clovs doused in makeup colored bodily fluids?
No wonder i av to showa evry mornin! It cos i coverd in me parents juices an stinks an me skin itches lik it been nibbled by a army of worker ants an it takes just as long to wash the makeup off as it would to heal if it ad been eaten by them!
I fink u shud be abl to av a pepper spray for parents so u can squirt them wen they get too drunk or soppy.
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Or a cattle prod!
ReplyDeleteI remember this as a child. I see it hasn't changed!