Kids vs Adults

I fink that adults ave it well gud! - An us kids lives suck!

Adults r allowd to hit kids an it legal, but it not legal for an adult to hit an adult. An who do u fink it is that made that law? Yeh! Rite! Adults!

Kids rnt allowd to hit nobody an if they do, then an adult hits them. That not ardly fare is it? If I it some kid wiv my weeny musclitudes an he blabs to me Mam an she tells me Dad who has got well big musclations, an a belt! Then ee wallops me!

An wot that tellin me? It tell me that if u an adult then it ok to hit somebody! But if it ok to hit somebody, then why I get hit for hittin somebody? An if it ok to hit somebody if u an adult why is ther a law agenst it?

Ok. So this rule that say it ok for adults to hit us ses to me that jus ittin a kid dont matter. But wen the newsypapers see some kid is urt cos of some nasty parents then they go all paniky an say it disgustin an ow can the authorities let them do it, an oh, how awful, an shit! The newspapers never say - well actoolee u not sposed to it kids anyway!

I tell u now, an I know cos i a kid, me Dad wallops me wen i naughty, an that ok, but i still naughty. Ee dont brake no arms or legs or owt an ee onlee eva use is belt once an I fink I actoolee reellee desrved that! But Wilbur's Dad made me stand at the bottom of is ladder for 5 minutes, an it well ard! I fort ee jus a big softi an ee gon in the ed wen ee sed it! An then wen I torkd ee sed the 5 minits starts agen an wen I trumped ee started it agen an wen i lent on the ladder ee sed I gotta stand up straight! I ther for bludy ages! An I on is bowt now an I do evry fing ee ses!

Now if I sed shit at the table then I know my bottom is gonna be steemin well red! But if me Dad ses a reellee rude word that I not gonna say here. (Like wen ee neerlee it those power cables in the chopper on the way ome from school.) But the word ee use wos well well wors then shit. But nobody hits im! An wen I mention it, adults say "Well when we swear there is always a reason for it!" Excuse me! But wen I last sed that word it because I jus ben well wallopd! An I fink that a well gud reeson. So wot appens? The wallopin turns into a wallopinaroony! So wot am I sposed to say afta that then? "Oh my! I think that rather smarted, Pater!"

But befor all u kids go cryin to ur Mums an Dads that they shudnt it u. U betta fink of a gud punishment they can giv u insted. Cos i tried that once. An i cudnt fink of anyfing that i ratha ave insted. So I got a wallopin.

So all u adults owt ther better stop ittin kids. Or.......we gonna stand u at the bottom of a ladder for 5 mins an see ow u lik it.