Kids vs Adults III

I on my way to schoolywooly in our chopper an I zoomin ova all the lovelee frozen land an snowy mountains an shit an ower Engineer sed somfing that wos well stupid! I askin im lowds of fings abowt the navigatory stuff that we flyin wiv, an I tellin im that ee doin it rong, cos ee wos, an ee sed "Shut your mouth an eat your lunch!" Excuse me! So ow can I shut me mouth AND eat me lunch? I fink thats -
Kids 1 Adults 0

So I been finkin on me borin trip to schoolington wot rubbish stuff I ear peeple say, cos wen u seen one lovelee wite mountainous hill owt of the window at 10000 feetage u seen em all. I fort of all the well stupid fings we say cos I been noticin them ova the olidays an I fink adults say the mostest stupid eva an they r always not fair as well!

I at Christymouse dinner an I left me sprouts cos they taste of rottin cats brains an me Mam ses "If you dont eet your sprouts you not grow up to be big an strong!"
Well I neerlee the biggest kid in me year an I can chop wood for the fire for an hour so thats a load of bull!
Kids 2 Adults 0

Then when I owt ther choppin the wood an ower gardener ses to me that I gotta swing the axe in a diffrent way to mayk shor the blade dont glance off. An I sed I ok an I know wot I doin an ee sed "Dont come runnin to me if u chop ur foot off!" Wots ee torkin abowt? Like I would! I mite obble or hop or crawl or lie on the ground bleedin evry wher an showt for me Mam, but no way am I gonna go runnin to im wiv jus a stump angin owt of me trouser leg!
Kids 3 Adults 0

Me cleener is well into stupid fings to say! I ad 3 littl kids stayin on my floor these olidays cos all the rooms av adults in em an then all the kids in the whole owse com in my room to play Wii cos I got a big screen an the adults r hoggin the TV down stairs. So anyways they mayk shit lowds of mess an me duvet is mucky wiv ther feet an me toys r evry wher an ther green stains on the whit carpet an she ses "Gracious! This room looks like the Battle of the Sommes!" NO WAY! We don the Battle of the Sommes in istory an i dont see no bits of ded bodys anging on barbed wire, or big oles in the ground an poppies or trenches full o water wiv rats in em, an smashd peeces of artillorary, an Germans playin football on Christinemoose Day an shit! I admit ther wos som mud, but NO WAY as much as at the Battle of the Sommes!
Kids 4 Adults 0

We playin tiggy in the woods an I well gud at climin an I gettin well high in this tree an Geoffrey tryin to catch me an rite I owt on a branch an ee start comin for me an I go to jump to the next tree an ee ses "If u fall an brake ur neck I not playin no mor!" Well I ratha fort ee mit fink of callin an ambulance actullee! Or gettin an adult to unsnap me neck maybe! Or mayk me comfortabl while I die wiv is cowt! I not fink ee gonna carry on playin tiggy wiv me lyin ded in a broken heep an ee keep tiggin me an expectin me to chase im!
Kids 4 Adults 1

Then we playin Wii an Geoffreys litl brover is bein well annoyin an keeps tryin to tayk is Wii owt off im for ages wile he bowlin an ee keeps missin an ee gettin well annoyd an punches is brover rite in the gob! An is brover starts cryin an makin a well nasty din an Geoffrey ses "If u dont shut up I reellee giv u somfiong to cry abowt!" No! I fink u alredy don that Geoffrey wen u punchd im in the gob! I fink that well gud reeson to cry cos I fink I wud be cryin wiv that punch an is brova onlee 5!
Kids 4 Adults 2

An me Auntie Zuckerman she gettin well drunkulated on Chrissymoss Evenitude an all o us kids r playin tiggy rownd the owse an we go bargin into er wen she idin rown the corna of the landin an she ses "Will you stop running arownd actin lik a bunch o kids?" Well excuse me but number 1 we playin tiggy an ther no way we can do no actin lik anyfin wen we busy playin tiggy. An number 2 why we want to act like a bunch o kids wen we r one?
Kids 5 Adults 2

I goin to schoolsville this mornin an I cleen as owt an me hair is all smart an me Mam kisses me bye an ses "Ave u got clean pants on just in case u in an accident?" Mam! We flyin to school in a bludy helicopter at 240mph! I fink if ther wos an accident i dont fink they gonna be siftin through the tiny peeces of smoulderin rekage an find my littl bottom anging from a tree an fink - Poor littl mite, wot a waste, that is so sad! I know! I'll just check to see if his pants r cleen! I dont fink so! An I gotta be onest Mam but if we ave an accidentaloid on the way to skool an the chopper is fallin owt the sky in a spin an the pilot grpplin wiv the controls showtin "Oh My God!" an I got cleen pants on I gonna shit in em anyways! So that so stupid it gotta be worf 2 points.
Kids 7 Adults 2

I not gonna put any mor down cos I want ova peeple to add some stupid sayins that adults an kids say an I giv pointlitudes along the way an we jus see wot scor we end up wiv! I fink I know oo will win!