Life sdrawkcaB

Ok I got this idea from Wilburs Dads birfday card an i made it betta.

What if ur life went backwards?

U start off bein ded wich is pretty bad but u get it ova wiv rite at the start.

Then u wake up an fink "WoW! Im aliv!" an u in a old peeples ome an evry one lookin afta u an washin u an feedin u an it well relaxd an evry day u feel better an better.

Then u gets kiked owt of the ome for bein too healthy an u collect ur pension. So u hangin arownd doin all the fings u want to an bein paid to enjoy urself an u gettin fitter an fitter evry day.

Then u ave to start work wich is ok cos u get a gold watch on ur first day!

Then u get younga an younga which makes up for the fact u av to work an all the aches an pains r gon an ur body gettin well musculated!

U get to do lowds of sexy fings wiv girls an boys an u get drunkaloid all the time an u go to university an sit in evry lectur an forget abowt all au lernt.

An then u go to schools that r eesier an eesier to work in an all the fings u wud fink u wish u dun wen u a kid u save until u r a kid an then u do em. An it dont matter if it illegal cos u carnt be don cos u a kid.

Then u can pee ur pants cos u a babby an u get to drink milk from a booby. Wich sownds gud but it is ur Mams!

Then the onlee bad bit is someone smaks ur bum an u stop cryin an spend 9 monfs floatin in a jacuzzi nice an warm an bein fed by a tube an u gettin smaller an smaller.

Then u a littl bug swimin well fast an u finish ur lif wiv an orgasm!


I fink we shud do it this way.